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So, on this lovely afternoon whilst Child No. 2 sleeps soundly - I sit comfortably at the computer and contemplate my next blog.  After recently reading about several topics in the weekend paper I decide to google my latest fascination “Vaginal Laser Rejuvenation ” .  Yes, so it seems that VLR is fast surpassing boob jobs and botox .  It’s a procedure that is sweeping parts of the US with figures of around 20 vajayjays per month being “puckered up” for another lifetime of fun and frivolity.

It’s controversial but will effectively enhance the vaginal muscle tone, strength and control.  Effectively decreasing the internal and external vaginal diameters as well as build up and strengthen the perineal body (the area immediately outside the vagina and above the anus).  The goal of the procedure is to bring a woman back to a point where she is post-virginal but pre-child bearing.  It claims to improve/enhance sexual gratification and in rough and dirty terms – makes you feel “tight” again, restoring your youth.

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I mean, I’m all for it.  Our society expends so much energy on body image - hair, nails, our skin, face, our tans, feet, fitness and fashion.  So why not concentrate on one of the parts of our body that has taken a full pounding, beating (but in a good way)?

It seems that one day VLR could be just another routine procedure.  Instead of men sprouting off the commonly said words “while you’re down there”, it’ll be woman saying “Good morning Doc, while you’re down there ……… could I please have a tight but tender pussy and could you wax my arsehole while you’re at it”.

So ….. find a Cosmetic Surgeon, save a measly $5-8K and block out about 1 hour in your diary.  More power to any woman who chooses to do this, I’m all for it – but for now I might just stick to an intense session of pelvic floor exercises every time I sit at a red light in my car.