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Have you crapped in your pants today?

Written by SoccerMum

Thursday, 16 July 2009

Sitting quietly in the study at 5.20pm on a cold winters afternoon ....................................

Mr 5 sitting watching inappropriate cartoons

Miss 2 sorting through swimming costume basket somewhere in the downstairs of the house

I should be bathing children and considering dinner - but have decided to check emails and twitter instead

All is quiet

I hear a faint shuffle approaching me

And this is standing just behind my left shoulder ..........................

Yep, crapped my pants!

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at Friday, 17 July 2009 12:28by Nicki

Yep, that'd do it for sure. Either that or you'd p**s your pants laughing!

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at Friday, 17 July 2009 10:15by Nat dr.

Ahh just when reading your emails is getting you down because you know there is no way with your teething toddler you will be able to reply to possibly anyone, along comes someone else's toddler asphyxiating in a swimming cap. Excellent timing, cheers soccermum.

FYI....I would totally have crapped my pants too!

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